Funny venting

Every time I use vanilla when I am baking I think it smells so good!  However, have you ever just sipped a little before you poured a teaspoon into your recipe?  Ugh, I have and it’s gross.  How can something smell so good but taste like rotten soy sauce?  It’s a mystery. 

   

Why does it seem like movie theaters are trying to rob us?  Ryan has to work half a day just to cover the cost of a date night to the movies.  Well, not really but pretty close. 

Have you looked at your overpriced cell phone bill recently?  It’s a joke and the only person laughing is the CEO of the company that is making billions of dollars from us every year.  Where is Robin Hood when you need him?  I like his idea of robbing the rich (cell phone companies) and giving to the poor.   

I can’t wait for the day that Redbox jumps another 20 cents in price.  Not.   

Just because you own a camera doesn’t make you a photographer.  Hate to break it to you but your zoom technique isn’t that good. 

Why did Heavenly Father give us allergies to certain things?  Are we supposed to learn something from them?  Is it like a trial or something?  I am really confused. 

It seems like really good tasting food is unhealthy and really nasty tasting food is healthy.  Life can be just so unfair. 

Money.  Why do we love having those green pieces of paper in our wallet?  It’s just a piece of paper.  If you ask me, I prefer bright pink cardstock. 

Asdfjkl;  Is there logic behind those choices of home row keys?  I am a rebel and I refuse to use the traditional method of typing.  I prefer to use my three finger technique.  It makes me stand out.    

Don’t get me started on the public education system.

Cartoon network is run by a bunch of crazies.  Have you watched some of their shows lately?  It took me 1.2 seconds to realize that nothing will be as good as the old bugs bunny cartoons.  How do they come up with that stuff?  Are they pulling ideas out of a hat at a drinking party?

I love that communication has become dependent on texting just as much as I love being hit over the head with a golf club.        

I think we should come up with a federal law that makes it mandatory for all American’s to buy $50 worth of fruits and vegetables each week.  Okay I am not that crazy, but Michelle Obama is.    

You know you are lazy when the idea of walking into Wal-mart and getting milk seems like an exercise work out.  Come on people.