Funny venting

Every time I use vanilla when I am baking I think it smells so good!  However, have you ever just sipped a little before you poured a teaspoon into your recipe?  Ugh, I have and it’s gross.  How can something smell so good but taste like rotten soy sauce?  It’s a mystery. 

   

Why does it seem like movie theaters are trying to rob us?  Ryan has to work half a day just to cover the cost of a date night to the movies.  Well, not really but pretty close. 

Have you looked at your overpriced cell phone bill recently?  It’s a joke and the only person laughing is the CEO of the company that is making billions of dollars from us every year.  Where is Robin Hood when you need him?  I like his idea of robbing the rich (cell phone companies) and giving to the poor.   

I can’t wait for the day that Redbox jumps another 20 cents in price.  Not.   

Just because you own a camera doesn’t make you a photographer.  Hate to break it to you but your zoom technique isn’t that good. 

Why did Heavenly Father give us allergies to certain things?  Are we supposed to learn something from them?  Is it like a trial or something?  I am really confused. 

It seems like really good tasting food is unhealthy and really nasty tasting food is healthy.  Life can be just so unfair. 

Money.  Why do we love having those green pieces of paper in our wallet?  It’s just a piece of paper.  If you ask me, I prefer bright pink cardstock. 

Asdfjkl;  Is there logic behind those choices of home row keys?  I am a rebel and I refuse to use the traditional method of typing.  I prefer to use my three finger technique.  It makes me stand out.    

Don’t get me started on the public education system.

Cartoon network is run by a bunch of crazies.  Have you watched some of their shows lately?  It took me 1.2 seconds to realize that nothing will be as good as the old bugs bunny cartoons.  How do they come up with that stuff?  Are they pulling ideas out of a hat at a drinking party?

I love that communication has become dependent on texting just as much as I love being hit over the head with a golf club.        

I think we should come up with a federal law that makes it mandatory for all American’s to buy $50 worth of fruits and vegetables each week.  Okay I am not that crazy, but Michelle Obama is.    

You know you are lazy when the idea of walking into Wal-mart and getting milk seems like an exercise work out.  Come on people. 

New

I love this word for some reason.  I don’t know if you could say that is a good thing.  However, setting aside the positive or negative effect it has on my life,  I love the word new.

Just saying the word gives your heart a little jolt.  It’s like you subconsciously know that something good is about to happen or that there will be a big change in your life.     

Now, before I continue this post, there IS NOT going to be a new baby in our household.  I don’t want you all to think that this is an underlying announcement or anything.    

Sorry to disappoint but I am not ready for a mini me to show up in the world just yet.  Or a mini Ryan for that matter.   

But I did get something new this past week. 

Actually two things, a new job and a new car.

A new job and car are major changes that usually happen one at a time for most people but my life has never been normal so why should that start now?    

My new job is at First American Title as an Escrow Assistant.  The ladies I work with are so much fun to talk to and be around.  I am learning so much about this industry and I am excited to make a career out of it. 

Then, my new car is a silver Mazda CX7.  Or as Ryan and I call it, Sexy7.

Clever, right?  I sadly have to give the credit to Ryan for the name… as well as the down payment.  ;)

I sure do love him. 

So as you can see, life is just moving right along.  I can’t wait to see what other new things will pop into our lives. 

Cheesy

Some of you might not want to read what I am going to post.... 

It's going to be cheesy.  Really cheesy.  

I miss my husband.  I miss him really bad for some reason.   

He has been gone for so long!  He left at 8:31am this morning and it is now 3:16pm.  When is he going to come home from work?!  

Being a stay at home wife is hard.  I really need to get a job.  Will someone give me a job, please?!  

If not, I have a feeling that these cheesy posts will continue...   

Yikes.